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I’ll Have Oil And Vinegar, Thanks

by Staff Writer

From WSB-TV:

A senior at an Illinois high school is accused of contaminating food in the cafeteria.

The boy at Wheaton North High School ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing last week and left it on a condiments cart in the cafeteria for upperclassmen, school officials said Thursday…

…School officials said the boy confessed to contaminating the salad dressing bottle Tuesday, school officials said.

The paper reported that it is unknown whether anyone ate the salad dressing or become ill from it…

…The school’s punishment for the student was not disclosed.

“We’ve taken very severe measures against this student,” Catalani said.

Sodexho, the food service company, has now discontinued its use of smaller bottles for condiments and has started using larger containers that would make it difficult for a student to steal…

…A statement was issued Thursday by the DuPage County Health Department, in consultation with the Illinois Department of Public Health.

“The risk of acquiring a sexually transmitted disease or other disease from the ingestion of food contaminated with semen is considered extremely low,” the statement said. “We are not aware of any documented cases of hepatitis B, hepatitis C, HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases that have been spread through this means.”

The statement did say that the student responsible is undergoing medical testing and if he has an illness that may pose a risk to others, information will be provided to the parents of students who were potentially exposed.


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