Men’s Interests

The crime:

Mother roasts two children alive

INDIA: Nirmala twisted the neck of her one-year-old son Munna before throwing him in flames. She killed her daughter Shelly in the same way…

Petrified after seeing the horrendous act, Nirmala’s third kid Divya struggled for her safety and even clawed her mother’s face. The girl raised an alarm and was helped by neighbours.

The confession:

After committing the dastardly act, Nirmala wept inconsolably for her children. She explained that she wanted to destroy her family in a fit of rage.

The scapegoat:

On being interrogated, Nirmala revealed that it was the torturous behaviour of her husband Mansa Ram Chaurasia that provoked her to take this beastly turn.

Say what?

She further informed that Mansa Ram falsely blamed her for having an illicit relationship and that he beat her very often. Not only this he once stripped her and even hit her.

“…even hit her”? Doesn’t that contradict “…he beat her very often”? Maybe she wasn’t interrogated; maybe she was trained.

Just curious, where is the proof he beat her?

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From Yahoo News:

A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography was awarded more than 3 million pounds ($5.89 million) in damages Tuesday…

Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, suffered severe head injuries in a fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a “disinhibited” character who had two affairs…

It’s time for me to renew or replace my cell phone service. This got me thinking…

Here are some funny YouTube videos involving cell phones. (warning - adult content)

This is a hilarious bit from The Tonight Show. (warning-adult language)

Sounds a little kinky to me…

from yahoo news:

…Krause’s team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

“It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides,” he said. “We call it the ‘360 degree procedure’ — once round and from top to bottom. It’s a bit like a car wash…”

Oh, I should also mention…if you’re in Germany, they’re looking for men to test the product.

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The Seinfeld Lost Episode

WARNING - ADULT CONTENT

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can’t stand it any longer, and goes to HR.
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, “What’s sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice”?

The woman replies, “It’s Keith, the dwarf.”

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“Oh yes, yes, yes, ahhhh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes!”

Yes, you read that right. Anti-war activists Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, of Baring Witness, are organizing a day of orgasms for peace.

Learn more in this SF Chronicle article. Excerpt:

Living on their houseboat off the Marin County coast, anti-war activists Donna Sheehan and her partner, Paul Reffel, concocted a way for the world to communally create a lot of peaceful vibes.

They want everyone to have an orgasm on the same day. On Dec. 22, they’re asking the world to contribute to the Global Orgasm for Peace…Just make sure to think of peace before or after participating.

Once you’ve committed, there’s even a secret sign to show others that you plan to take part: Flash the universal “OK” sign and wink. Or, as it has been redubbed, “The O” sign…

Reffel and Sheehan are not just tossing off this idea. They’re pros at launching global peace demonstrations. In the run-up to the U.S. invasion of Iraq four years ago, Sheehan and a few dozen of her new best friends stripped naked and spelled out “Peace” on a Marin County field. As photos of their naked activism spread, similar so-called Baring Witness demonstrations were replicated dozens of times from Australia to the conservative nether regions of Utah…

Personally, Sheehan’s experiences with the Baring Witness demonstrations opened up new avenues of self-exploration for the 76-year-old artist. Since then, she has learned more about how women can initiate courtship, sex and peace, culminating this year in a book she and Reffel wrote, “Redefining Seduction.”

Will I be seeing your “O” sign on December 22?

In a live interview on CNN Monday, Paul Rodriguez said he expected an apology from Michael Richards when he returned to the Hollywood Laugh Factory yet it hadn’t come, causing him to return to the position that Richards was no longer welcome at the Laugh Factory.